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trans-lykanthropie:

ossifer-bones:

trans-lykanthropie:

One of my favourite things about hanging out in the trans community is how it has and will continue to slowly erode my ability to blend into cishet dominated social settings. I’m just fundamentally on different wires now, and that’s great because I never liked those social settings anyway

cishet ppl will say shit like “if your boyfriend closes the fridge door with his hip he’s not a boyfriend” and expect you to understand what they mean then explode when you liken your gender to a wolf but in a girl way

I’ve never felt more seen

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ireallyshouldbepracticing

orowyrm:

orowyrm:

i love working at an aquarium i just witnessed a grown man with children enter the freshwater gallery and loudly exclaim “oh shit, piranhas are REAL?!?”

the delights of working with the public continue! just heard someone announce over the radios “hey we have guest wearing an inappropriate shirt that needs to be spoken to, i last saw him in sharks & rays and the shirt says ‘do milfs not drugs’ if a supervisor could take care of that that’d be great cuz he’s not being cooperative” and then a good 5 minutes later i heard a supervisor radio for security backup

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whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating

1eos:

1eos:

the glorification of your 20s and fear of anything else has got to stop. mainly bc your 20s is quite literally the worst decade of your life the idea that ppl think you peak at 25 has me so sad for them

also when ppl act like 20s is peak sexiness. im 26 so if you presented a 22 year old as the pinnacle of desirability i would morph into a chimpanzee and rip you limb from limb. WHAT am i supposed to do with someone who hasn’t even gone thru the age 23 ego death

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